Paranoid

OK, this is going to sound sort of odd. I just spent a half hour waiting in my cold car, in the middle of a rain storm for a pantie thief. Yes i mean that literally, a pantie thief, among other things, like my bra, my favorite jeans and some shirts. This isn't the first time he's come around, so I know I'm not nuts, I have found a young man with long hair wearing sweats, tights and HEELS rummaging through my clothes before. But before I was able to put the pieces together, he had disappeared. Well he seemed to vanish for quite some time but has made a big come back by taking a large chunk of my stuff (which means my wardrobe is next to nothing now). The most disturbing part about this is he may have stolen my daughters underwear too. So you can bet your life I plan on catching this guy, and well for his sake I hope the cops get there fast because I don't plan on letting him leave till the do. So if you have a shared laundry room with open access I warn you to never leave it there overnight, or for that matter unsupervised really.